Tell me your dirt

I was over visiting Lissa's blog at "The Anderson Clan" and she was checking out some questions from another site. It's funny cause I think of random questions like this and wonder how everyone else would answer. So I thought today I would play along and answer them for you and hope that you will follow. See, I think this is the real dirt on people.. Trash magazines come out with who's sleeping, eating, living, not living, with who and we all know that's just to get the story.. What I want to know is their dirt like this.....
Here are the questions:

1. Do you pass gas in front of your spouse/partner?
Yes, I call it a mouse on a motorcycle or a butt duck. You really shouldn't live with someone until you can fart in front of them.

2. Do you make your bed everyday?
No, I do dream of making it everyday but it never happens. I feel if the bed is made I sleep better. It's like starting fresh.. all the planets are aligned.. G thinks I am crazy but ok, maybe I am.

3. Do you floss everyday?
No, but I do floss a lot. I have been brushing with baking soda a lot. I don't know, just a faze.

4. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No stuffed animals unless Emma left something in the bed. We have six pillows. I fight with 3 and a memory foam all night or day in my case. If I could get rid of them I would probably sleep better. We are a big pillow family. 4 bedrooms probably 18-20 pillows. D always liked sleeping with a towel on his pillow so my mom sewed two towels together and made pillow cases. He loves them.

5. Do you eat when you are not hungry?
I wouldn't say when I'm not hungry cause I think I am always hungry.. there lies the problem. I don't know, I actually hate food. Just the thought of what to have for dinner is a never ending question that results in answers like: "Oh God, I don't know, I don't care Oh, I hate food" Did that really answer it,, I think not.


6. Is your car always messy?
Yes, Yes and Yes... I was cleaning my land yacht out so G could take it and found all kinds of neat stuff. I found 3 beach towels, I'm sure that no one put them there. I found my swat sweatshirt that I thought was in my rubbermaid container in the back but somehow it made it to the floor in the way back. I found some spiney looking stretch sticky ball, not really sure what you call them and a box of kleenex.. I was surprised not to find any Starbucks science projects growing in the cup holders. The kids are big coffee lovers. Let me say as a mother, they don't get them all the time. Really that wasn't all so bad but the whole thing is covered with sand. I feel the same about making my bed. When my car is cleaned everything is right.


7. How often do you clean your bathtub and shower?
There are 3 things that I hate with a passion.. Cleaning the tub/shower- folding socks- and moping the floor. Enough said.


8. What is the first thing you do after you wake up in the morning?
I yell at the Emma to stop biting the cat's "boys", let the Emma out, grab a coke and check my phones for messages and blog. Truth..

9. When was the last time you cleaned behind/under your refrigerator?Lissa added the last two...
Actually last week cause one of the monsters dropped the smoothie mix AGAIN. G and I pulled the thang out and really cleaned behind it. I do it 2-3 times a year, same with stove.


Okay, that's my dirt.. now let's hear yours.