Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Porta Portraits

Remember a month or so ago when I went geocaching with my parents and well mom was in control of the camera.. She is a baaaad bad person. Well this last weekend we went after the race was cancelled. I was planning on finding this one cache that was out in the water so I put her in charge of the camera.. My mistake.
Future note to self- Mom + camera + me + porta john = porta portraits. Yes, she struck again.
Okay, let me ask why when I get ready to open the door to I bend over like I got a stick stuck up my butt? I always think there will be some big snake ready to jump out at me or this time cause the park was away from town that someone might be hanging in there. Would anyone ever kill themselves in a porta john? I guess if you thought your life is that bad it wouldn't really matter.. IDK... Anywho. She got me. I didn't even think about her outside till .....
She opened up the door.. See I told she was a bad bad person... Luckily I was getting ready to come out after washing my hands...NOT!!!! Anyways- She gave birth to me and let me say again.. it was a breech birth so I know that was a bit harder than normal not the normal is a piece of cake but I'm sure butt first hurts a little bit more.. She still feels the need to check on my sometimes..just kidding but today she felt it highly necessary to make sure I didn't fall in. I was screaming,,,shut the damn door and laughing at the same time. So we had to continue the prank.

You'd think by now they would have known what was coming but we just wanted to see if we could get dad worked up.. and well, that's another story. G was laughing so hard he couldn't breath and mom was spitting pop out her nose so in the end we did get one dad's last nerve but it was all in the name of fun... Right? Right! Ya know dad's mad when he says "Just TAKE me HOME!!!!!!!"Everyone got their turn except mom cause she started it. We had fun running around the Waynesville, Corwin area. We found about 7 that day. I think from now on we will take pictures of every porta john along the way. That will be our signature picture for geocaching...

Stay tuned till next time on Porta Portraits

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13 comments:

TCKK said...

I'll have to remember this the next time I go geocaching with you!!! lol And no way with I go with your mom!!!!!

Sara G said...

you can hide a geocach in a porta potty!! not the yicky part though....no one would look there.

Justine said...

Hey girl. Haven't read your post yet, but on FB, first you have to add me as a friend, then we can be neighbors. Do a search for Justine Ferrara Oko

Justine :o )

Traci said...

OMG that is soooo funny. LOL!!!!! I;ll have to remember to potty before Geocaching with your mom:-)

Justine said...

Girl, do you realize how funny you look opening that door? You're standing so far back you can just barely reach the handle! Maybe next time you should just pop a squat in the woods.

Justine :o )

Brandy said...

LOL! That's awesome that no one got mad...well, maybe a little annoyed but I can tell you guys like to have fun.

Flat Creek Farm said...

This post really made me giggle! We spent last Saturday at a place that had these porta-potties exclusively. I can honestly 'smell that smell' just by seeing a picture of one! thanks for *that* memory.. ha! Enjoyed the post - what a fun family!!

Jill said...

omg.. lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the pics to go along with it!
I am a follower now.. hope you do the same! :)
Jill

Porta John said...

Muhhhhahhhhaa... I know it, I hate exposing my flesh over the pithole of a john. Grooooossssssssssss, I always think something is gonna bite me or fly up me. Ha Ha

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